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Have you
notice the new 60" TV in the Social
Quarters, come on down and watch
your favorite Sports games.
With
3 TV's we should be able to
find that special game you like.
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Come on
down and enjoy the Social Quarters,
there always a smiling guest or
member to chat with, good food or
just get a table and relax.
Remember this is your Lodge
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JOKES for February
A guy walking down a street
one afternoon passes an old
man sitting on the side of
the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the
old man, "Watcha got in the
sack?"
The old man
responds, "I got some
monkeys in that there sack."
The younger man asks, "If I
guess how many monkeys you
got in the sack, can I keep
one?"
The old man
replies, "Son, if you guess
how many monkeys I got in
this sack, I'll give you
both of 'em!"
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Officer: Do you know why I
stopped you, son?
Driver:
Cause you thought I had some
doughnuts?
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A police officer was
investigating an accident on
a two-lane, narrow road in
which the drivers had hit
virtually head-on.
One driver, an extremely
elderly woman, kept
repeating, "He wouldn't let
me have my half of the
road!"
After
gathering as much
information as possible, he
angrily approached the other
driver, who was examining
his own damage. The police
officer asked, "That old
lady says that you wouldn't
let her have her half of the
road. Why not?
In
exasperation, the man turns
from his smashed car and
says, "Officer, I would have
been HAPPY to give her half
of the road --- if she had
just let me know WHICH half
she wanted!!!!"
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A sign posted in a Dentist's
office said:
"Please be
nice to our dentists. They have
fillings too."
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Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
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Bill, Hillary and Vice
President Gore were on their way
back to Washington on Air Force One,
when Bill said " I'd like to drop a
$100 bill out of the plane and make
one person very happy".
Hillary
thought for a moment then replied
"I’d rather drop ten, $10 bills out
and make ten people very happy".
To which Vice President Gore said "
I would drop a hundred $1 bills out
and make a hundred people very
happy".
The pilot then spoke
up and said " Why don't all three of
you jump out and make 250 million
people very happy?"
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