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Redondo Beach Moose Lodge #1873
516 N. Pacific Coast Highway Redondo Beach CA 90277
Phone: (310)379-
7909

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All activities are only for members in good standing and their qualified guests.

 

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Have you notice the new 60" TV in the Social Quarters, come on down and watch your favorite Sports games.
With 3 TV's  we should be able to find that special game you like.
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Come on down and enjoy the Social Quarters, there always a smiling guest or member to chat with, good food or just get a table and relax.
Remember this is your Lodge

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JOKES for February

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?"
The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack."
The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?"
The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!"

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Officer: Do you know why I stopped you, son?
Driver: Cause you thought I had some doughnuts?


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A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on.

One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!"

After gathering as much information as possible, he angrily approached the other driver, who was examining his own damage. The police officer asked, "That old lady says that you wouldn't let her have her half of the road. Why not?

In exasperation, the man turns from his smashed car and says, "Officer, I would have been HAPPY to give her half of the road --- if she had just let me know WHICH half she wanted!!!!"
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A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:

"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."
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Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
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Bill, Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One, when Bill said " I'd like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one person very happy".
Hillary thought for a moment then replied "I’d rather drop ten, $10 bills out and make ten people very happy".
To which Vice President Gore said " I would drop a hundred $1 bills out and make a hundred people very happy".

The pilot then spoke up and said " Why don't all three of you jump out and make 250 million people very happy?"
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